Monday, September 27, 2010

I'M SO EXCITED FOR THEATRE.

Dallas Maverick here with a message to all of you.

I love Scotch.
Scotchyscotchyscotch.

I'm starting to understand how Basketball players felt like when people started to jump and dunk in the game. It changed everything. Does that reference have anything to do with how I'm feeling? Perhaps. Imagine this:

If God comes down from the Peaks of Heaven and suddenly sees that all of mankind has started to wear clothes, he's going to be furious. If you don't understand that, I can't help you. I don't think I could actually make it any clearer.

WOW, I JUST SAW A CROW BREAKDANCE OUTSIDE MY HOTEL. WOW.
Scotch is expensive.
Really expensive.

Anyone have any drinks I could have?

I have perfect typing when I drink.
I'm alike that one person from Tron.


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