Hello fans!

Yes, the rumours are true. After my ten year break from the stage, I have decided to grace you with my presence under those bright lights once more. I am sure you have all been patiently awaiting my come back and I vow to live up to my name. Not only am I the star of "Nothing On" but I am also the proud producer of this magical farce. With the aid of my dear old friend, Director Lloyd Dallas, we plan to fill British Columbia theatre's with euphoric laughter and sheer bliss. I hope to see each and every one of your shining faces in the audience soon.

Also, please disregard the sidebar comment about me being fresh from saskatoon. Hmmph! My publicist is firing our web designer as we speak!

Ciao, my little sardines!